To the Editor,
Hi there I am writing in response to David M. Bossick’s article about his likeness to Tom Green. Wow, what an ass!
Personally, I do not think that Bossick’s thinly disguised “what I did this summer” tale is newsworthy event. Bossick (whom I shall now refer to as “The Ass”) should write an open apology to the City of Mt. Pleasant and promise never to soil our news stands again. Now if you really want a story about a celebrity look-a-like, I look a lot like Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, I am whiny and very upset due to the constant harassment I receive as a result of this hideous “Dawson’s Creek Curse” (that would be the title of the story). People are always walking up to me and saying “Hey you look like that guy from Dawson’s Creek.”
My god have these people no morals? In keeping with the fine journalistic standard set by CM LIFE I feel this letter would shed some light on this controversial issue of public importance.

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