Bar Pants – EXPOSED!

Butt- huggers, hoochie pants, sorority pants, bar pants. Whatever the name they are referred to as, people know what they are and their purpose.
On any given night at the bar you are bound to see a plethora of girls wearing tight black pants. These girls are usually dancing and moving seductively around the bar.
There are many good reasons on why these girls wear the pants. The pants have many nice qualities to them. One of these qualities is their comfortability. According to many wearers of bar pants, they are very comfy and make the wearers feel nice.
“I wear them all the time, they’re more comfortable and easy to shake in,” said Sherrie Todd, Everett Sophomore.
There are many other ladies that believe the same thing about the pants.
“They are easy to move in. They are better then jeans and they are fun,” Warren Freshman Lindsay Lieckfelt said.
The reason they are comfortable is how the pants are worn. They are skin tight and let you move around freely to have a good fun time. The pants also make it very easy to dance in.
“I like to wear them, but only to the bar. They are a lot easier to dance in,” Ashley Connelly, Marshall freshman said.
“The pants are more comfy. They are very easy to dance in and they make you move,” Sarah Weaver Atlanta freshman said.
Many of the ladies wear them for other reasons. This reason is for their looks. They want to be noticed and they think they look even more beautiful in the pants.
“Any guy would check out my ass in them, and I get to wear a thong,” said Andrea Taft, a Delta College sophomore from Midland.
An anonymous person agreed.
“I wear them because my ass looks good in them.”
There are many people who wear them just to get looked at.
“I wear the bar pants so guys look at me. I wear them whenever I’m not wearing short black mini-skirts,” said Melissa, a Port Huron junior.
Many of the men at the bar believe the women should wear them, while other guys had mixed views on them.
“I’m all about the hoochie pants. They are very nice and revealing,” Wyoming sophomore John Pagel said.
“They look really good, but they are going out of style. The girls should wear skirts instead,” Warren junior, Jason Henry said.
“I’m a fan of slutty pants. They look good on some, but others might not want to wear them,” an anonymous bouncer said.
Whenever you see bar pants they are most of the time black. There may be other colors out there, but black is the color of choice by far.
“Black is the best color. They show off the natural shape. God, I love nature,” said Christopher Smith, Fowlerville junior.
The black pants are admired by most and they agree that they are the pants of choice.
“I like the black. My girl looks good in them,” Blanchard sophomore Pat Farrell said.
Of course there are going to be the people who are following the crowd.
“It’s a fad. Everyone else is wearing them so I wear them to the Wayside also,” Anonymous.
“It’s just the trend, but I still wear them when I go to the Wayside,” Anonymous.
There are many places to get these highly popular pants. Many department store has them in stock waiting for eager girls to rush in and buy them before the weekend trips to the bar.
“They are easy to buy. You can get bar pants at any girlie store,” Anonymous.
The pants are also relatively easy to care for also. Some you just throw in the washing machine with the rest of your clothes. Others need more delicate care like dry cleaning. Some clean up really easy.
“To clean mine I just febreze them,” Anonymous.
Bar pants are widely accepted in many of the bars in Mount Pleasant.
“They are good to an extent. The only caution about them is that certain people should not wear them,” an anonymous bouncer said.