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Just do it, and do it often

As if a campus of 20,000 young adults needed more reasons, still here
is why everyone should have more sex, or more specifically, more
orgasms:

  • As the end of the semester approaches, we are under more and more
    school-related stress. What is a quick and easy what to alleviate
    stress, you ask? Have an orgasm, of course!
    Having an orgasm will relieve tension, helping you to relax. I, for
    one, cannot think of a more appealing way to relax come (no pun
    intended) exam time.
  • You may have read the article last week about how to improve your
    sleep habits, but they left one helpful tip out: Have an orgasm.
    The release of endorphins and the quick drop in blood pressure can
    relax a student, helping one to drift away to sleep more quickly.
  • As winter rolls around, fewer of us make it to the gym as often as
    we might like. Luckily for us, having sex is an easy and enjoyable way
    to burn off those extra beer calories we all have been ingesting.
  • It feels good.
  • Having an orgasm can alleviate pain. Have a headache? Have a
    quickie.
  • It will increase your self-confidence. The more comfortable we are
    with ourselves sexually, the more comfortable we are with ourselves on
    a daily basis.
  • It is almost time for snow and winter — what better way to relieve
    the chill and boredom?
  • Guys: The more orgasms you have, the longer you will last in bed.
    And who doesn’t want to last longer?
  • Girls: Orgasms can alleviate pain around that time of the month.
  • If you’re loud, you can either piss off your roommates or make
    them envious.
  • It is something to do besides look at everyone’s pictures on
    Facebook.
  • You probably have 15 minutes (or less) to kill.
  • Practice makes perfect?
  • Get in a fight with your significant other? You should have sex,
    that’s the best way to make up.
  • Gas: $2.25 a gallon. Dinner for two: $30. Two movie tickets: $13.
    Multiple orgasms: Priceless.
  • Twelve condoms last a lot longer than 12 beers.
  • Our parents are having more and better sex than us. We need to
    catch up.

There are many ways to have an orgasm and I’m not saying that
everyone should go out and have frequent promiscuous sex: One can have
traditional sex, masturbate, have oral sex or have a threesome, I don’t
care.

Still, everyone should have more orgasms.

Just do it and do it more often.


Ellen Taylor can be reached for comment at culture@cm-life.com.

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