Just do it, and do it often

As if a campus of 20,000 young adults needed more reasons, still here
is why everyone should have more sex, or more specifically, more
orgasms:

• As the end of the semester approaches, we are under more and more
  school-related stress. What is a quick and easy what to alleviate
  stress, you ask? Have an orgasm, of course!
  Having an orgasm will relieve tension, helping you to relax. I, for
  one, cannot think of a more appealing way to relax come (no pun
  intended) exam time.
• You may have read the article last week about how to improve your
  sleep habits, but they left one helpful tip out: Have an orgasm.
  The release of endorphins and the quick drop in blood pressure can
  relax a student, helping one to drift away to sleep more quickly.
• As winter rolls around, fewer of us make it to the gym as often as
  we might like. Luckily for us, having sex is an easy and enjoyable way
  to burn off those extra beer calories we all have been ingesting.
• It feels good.
• Having an orgasm can alleviate pain. Have a headache? Have a
  quickie.
• It will increase your self-confidence. The more comfortable we are
  with ourselves sexually, the more comfortable we are with ourselves on
  a daily basis.
• It is almost time for snow and winter — what better way to relieve
  the chill and boredom?
• Guys: The more orgasms you have, the longer you will last in bed.
  And who doesn’t want to last longer?
• Girls: Orgasms can alleviate pain around that time of the month.
• If you’re loud, you can either piss off your roommates or make
  them envious.
• It is something to do besides look at everyone’s pictures on
  Facebook.
• You probably have 15 minutes (or less) to kill.
• Practice makes perfect?
• Get in a fight with your significant other? You should have sex,
  that’s the best way to make up.
• Gas: $2.25 a gallon. Dinner for two: $30. Two movie tickets: $13.
  Multiple orgasms: Priceless.
• Twelve condoms last a lot longer than 12 beers.
• Our parents are having more and better sex than us. We need to
  catch up.

There are many ways to have an orgasm and I’m not saying that
everyone should go out and have frequent promiscuous sex: One can have
traditional sex, masturbate, have oral sex or have a threesome, I don’t
care.

Still, everyone should have more orgasms.

Just do it and do it more often.

Ellen Taylor can be reached for comment at culture@cm-life.com.