Headlines we would like to print in 2009

All headlines and captions represent what the Editorial Board would like to see in 2009.

None are true.

“Trustees do not raise tuition for fall”

“A-Senate approves new gen ed model”

“Michigan increases higher ed funding by 5%”

“Studio to shoot film around campus”

“Program Board, On the Fly join budgets for big performance”

“More bike paths added on campus roads”

“Med school donations exceed $1 million”

“Gas prices remain below $2 for sixth straight month”

“Speaker Series gets extra $40k of funding”

“Obama plan includes new tuition assistance”

“Graduate students receive full medical benefits”