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Metro Editor Tony Wittkowski and University Editor Kyle Kaminski are defeated by The Grotto’s pizza challenge on Wednesday. (Arin Bisaro/Staff Photographer)

TONY VS. FOOD: Death by pizza at The Grotto

Last week I took on the challenge that has been weighing on my mind for the entire semester: The Mother Trucker at The Grotto. In fact, its been something I have been anxious to do since I first heard about […]
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(Arin BIsaro/Staff Photographer)

TONY VS. FOOD: Mission Impossible

After a two-week hiatus, I got back into the food eating mood by attempting Robaire’s Bakery challenge: A 23-inch long doughnut, covered in chocolate and filled with custard. I tried to summon my inner Homer Simpson. Unfortunately, the 12-pound doughnut […]
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TONY VS. FOOD: ‘I think I had a contraction’

TONY VS. FOOD: ‘I think I had a contraction’

It was gut-wrenching. That was the thought that escaped me as I attempted to swallow the last few bites of La Senorita’s 4-pound burrito. The first half of the chicken and bean burrito stuffed with everything imaginable went along smoothly […]
Tony vs. Food
Metro Editor Tony Wittkowski begins his massive meal at Pixie on Wednesday. (Samantha Madar/Staff Photographer)

TONY VS. FOOD: I’m on the wall

Good news. I won a challenge. This week I took on the Pixie Hall of Fame Challenge of 10 Bitty Burgers, and finished them in 15 minutes. Eating in Pixie was like walking onto the set of Grease. I got […]
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TONY VS. FOOD: Not the best start

TONY VS. FOOD: Not the best start

It started off so well. Sitting at the table with that pile of sizzling food in front of me would normally force a smile on my face. But having to finish Dog Central’s three foot-long hot dogs, with a platter […]
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TONY VS. FOOD: The beginning of something beautiful

Pay attention, everybody. You might get to see me vomit on camera one day in the near future. All my life I have eaten too much food. So much that family members and close friends have had to tell strangers […]


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