'Charlie's Angels' director not first to switch from music videos to film
Though "Charlie's Angels" marks the motion picture directorial
debut of McG, you already know his work. He is the latest (and, for that
matter, lamest) director to take the Nestea plunge from the world of music
video directing to the world of feature film directing. But is there any
overlapping between VMA and Oscar gold? Here, we take a look at the paths
of a handful of directors who cut their teeth at MTV and graduated to
the cineplex.
Auteur: McG
Videography: All those bright-colored Barenaked Ladies, Sugar Ray
and Offspring videos that totally look the same.
Signature: Always contain scenes in neighborhoods and on game show
sets. Could this be a statement on suburban dysfunction? (Probably not.)
Hollywood leap: The jiggly, er, jiggy "Charlie's Angels."
MTV Moment: I don't know, I haven't seen it yet. But I imagine
there's plenty.
Filmmaker? Scale (out of 10): 4. His videos, which you could tell
were his within two seconds, were ultra-annoying; face it, you're not
seeing "Angels" for his directorial prowess. Let's see what he can do
in a movie with lesser attractive Camerons and Drews, say, Kirk Cameron
and Drew Carey.
Auteur: Hype Williams
Videography: Um, every hip-hop video of the last five years? Notably,
Biggie's "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems," Missy's "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly),"
and Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'."
Signature: Early on, it was the in-your-face fish-eye lens effect,
which gave Busta Rhymes a career. More recently, it's been butts. Lots
of them.
Hollywood leap: The cautionary millennial hood-tale "Belly."
MTV Moment: DMX and Nas cruise through a nightclub with contact
lenses that make their eyes glow in the dark. Serves no purpose, but it
sure looks cool.
Filmmaker?: 8. "Belly," with its incredible visuals, is one of
the better looking films of the last ten years (I'm serious). But Hype's
vision was severely compromised in the final edit (Artisan took it from
three hours to 90 minutes), which is why in its present form, it makes
no sense. But if Hype has his way, he might change the way we look at
movies. I'm serious.
Auteur: David Fincher
Videography: Madonna's Blonde-Ambition-era milestones "Express
Yourself" and "Vogue."
Signature: Darkness!
Hollywood Leap: The darkest, creepiest, rainiest thriller of the
'90s -- the reason you can rattle off the seven deadly sins quicker than
your class schedule -- "Se7en," which he followed with "The Game" and
your guided tour through the modern male psyche, "Fight Club."
MTV Moment: "Se7en's" opening credit sequence, which contains more
cuts than Marilyn Manson's chest.
Filmmaker?: 10. With "Fight Club," Fincher proved he very well
could be the best director working today, possessing a total grasp on
every facet the film making process. He's darker than David Lynch and
more meticulous than Terence Malick. The new Kubrick?
Auteur: Scott Kalvert
Videography: Samantha Fox's "Naughty Girls Need Love Too."
Signature: Samantha Fox, down on her knees, crooning, "Naughty
Girls Need Love Too," an image no elementary schooler soon forgot. Which,
incidentally, had nothing to do with Kalvert. But a little Samantha Fox
goes a long way.
Hollywood Leap: The underrated Leo-on-heroin epic "The Basketball
Diaries," as well as the forthcoming "Deuces Wild," which stars everyone
from Deborah Harry to Johnny Knoxville.
MTV Moment: Too many to count! Leo shooting hoops in the rain,
heroin in a crackhouse and his fellow students in a classroom (donning
a black trench coat, no less), to name a few.
Filmmaker?: 7. He's flashy, but maybe too flashy. But with Johnny
Knoxville on his side, he's headed in the right direction.
Auteur: Michael Bay
Videography: DiVinyls, "I Touch Myself."
Signature: Here he gave no hint at what was to become his signature
-- headaches. Have you tried watching "The Rock" lately?
Hollywood Leap: "Bad Boys," "Armageddon," and next summer's most
expensive gamble, "Pearl Harbor."
MTV Moment: Jesus. If you thought MTV and its crazy quick cuts
catered to those with short attention spans, take a look at Michael Bay's
caffeine cinema. There isn't one shot in any of his films that lasts more
than four seconds. I counted.
Filmmaker?: 5. While he and partner-in-crime Jerry Bruckheimer
make the loudest, fastest theater-rockin-ist action films of all time,
a 1998 Entertainment Weekly essay questioned whether or not he's
the devil. Their conclusion was yes, he is.
Auteur: Fred Durst
Videography: All of Limp Bizkit's videos, from "Faith" to "Rollin',"
as well as a Korn video or two.
Signature: Stupidity?
Hollywood Leap: The forthcoming "Runt," a high school revenge fantasy
on which he's collaborating with David Fincher.
MTV Moment: My guess is, should this project actually go down,
it will be chock full o' self indulgences set to Durst's own music. And
watch for the cameo... Chocolate Starfish!
Filmmaker: 1. A vanity project so putrid it could make Magic Johnson's
much-reviled late night talk show look genius.