Pick of the week: Berry Citrus Slam Slurpee
If professional wrestling had a taste, it would be smack of berries and citrus. A musky body of sweaty canvas would likely hint at notes of turnbuckle padding, with flashes of stage blood making for a coppery finish.
That being said, WWE-approved Berry Citrus Slam Slurpees are pretty tasty. As specialty flavors go, Slam plays it safe with traditionally complimentary elements, shying away from braver combinations such as this past winter’s Kratos’ Fury.
Nevertheless, it makes for a refreshing promotional treat for true fans and well-adjusted folks alike.